Author: phoneboy

Half way through this cleansing process. At the moment, I find myself thinking about what I want to eat when I come off this cleanse. The first day, I will be drinking OJ. The second day, start the day with OJ then move onto vegetable soup broth–not canned stuff, but freshly made stuff. The third…

Despite not having eaten for more than 4 days, stuff is still moving out of my bowels–exactly what’s suppose to happen. No senna tea today as I don’t need/want that kind of help today. One pound lighter to boot. Unlike some people, whom while on this cleanse are disgusted by the sight and smell of…

I’m not hungry so far today and feel pretty good. Had Senna tea both last night and this morning. No lemonade yet, but I plan to rectify that soon enough. Two more pounds off the body. You’d think after not eating solid food for more than 72 hours there wouldn’t be anything left in my…

Feel about the same as yesterday. I didn’t do the senna tea this morning, though I had a weak cup before going to bed early last night. All the vacuuming and moving furniture about after the carpet cleaning folks really wiped me out! The scale showed me weighing two pounds less this morning, which is…

My stomach is rumbling a bit, but I don’t really feel hungry. If I am hungry, it’s different than usual. Did notice my pants fitting better, about 4 pounds lost according to thescale, and the fact that when I speak loudly, my voice is “different.”It’s crackling or something. Not sure what that’s about. I didn’t…

She thinks the whole Master Cleanse thing is a bunch of hooey. It may, in fact, be. She’s looking for the science behind it because, well, she needs that kind of proof. Rational, but then again science can’t make up it’s mind. Smoking cigarettes used to be considered good for you, and we know how…

The spouse of one of my co-workers started doing this thing called The Master Cleanse. You can read a bit more about it here (warning: PDF link) and by Googling, of course. Basically, you drink a lemonade concoction for 10 days (or longer) and ease back into real food. Yesterday, I was having a miserable…

I wish this video on Gov. Bill Richardson’s site was embeddable. Even so, go see it. It’s funny. I’m sure it will show up on YouTube soon enough.